Tuesday, September 13, 2016

9/7/16: Tour Bus

1.     9/7/16
a.     Going on a guided tour with Xin today to mountains, cool limestone formations and caverns.
b.     Noodles for breakfast! Spicy but delicious.
c.     Waiting at tour stop.
d.     Bus ride, interesting countryside with lots of little fields, stone buildings, plenty of untamed jungle. Work on linear algebra! Derive the fact that two perpendicular vectors have zero dot product independent of geometric orientation, thence the geometric invariance of the dot product. Later I work on interpreting the Singular Value Decomposition, end up proving it and from there, as a shocking easy consequence, the Spectral Theorem.
e.     Steep climb up winding mountain roads.
f.      First up, lunch! Delicious dim-sum-y meal in style of previous night.
g.     Second, a glass window stretched out from a cliffside, so that you’re suspended on glass maybe 1500 feet off the ground. Helped a little guy feel safe on the glass (cute little kid was walking on the glass right over the metal-reinforced seams, so I looked at him and stepped on the center of a pane, where he followed), then nearly chipped the glass with my water bottle leaning down for Xin to take a photo.
h.     Waiting in line for hike, make friends with some middle-aged ladies. One of them gets a selfie with me.
i.       Three bridges/caverns. Amazingly beautiful. Xin befriends a young lady and we walk the trails together. Lots of men standing around waiting to bear customers on bamboo thrones; doubly sad/low-status in that they are not only bearing their customers on their backs, but waiting on the caprice and whim of their potential buyers and cannot even reach 25% resource utilization.
j.       Lots of goofy selfies, one where the sky on the other side of a cavern traces the outline of a great knife, and I am holding the knife boldly. Xin is a great photographer and he takes a spudton of photos.
k.     Walk features: an old reconstructed temple, a dinosaur statue (one of the Jurassic Parks was filmed there). And professional photographers, trying to get your pic and sell it to you.
l.       Xin and I choose to Leroy up hill vs. taking a trolley.
m.    Bus to mountain (alpine valleys, that kind of thing. Finally hit pine trees!)
n.     Take train around mountain. Stop in very pretty valley. Air is fresh and crisp.
o.     As we pull back into town for dinner, Xin tells me that the tour guide says dinner is going to be bad. In fact, the prikicng model for the tour might best be classified as “ripoff”. The tour was cheap but as soon as we were un the bus the guide discusses all the extra fees, exorbitant prices for meals and such. A show, part of the featured attraction, was an extra 200 yuan ($30). Xin and I didn’t attend.
p.     The dinner actually was very bad. Whaddaya know—I thought the guide was just being polite! But eating companions were friendly.
q.     We opted to stay in the cheaper hotel a few km into the countryside, good call IMHO. Guy shows us into the hotel, cigarette glowing—people smoke a lot in China. Did I mention Xin’s dad smokes almost constantly? It’s weird, hard to get used to. Anyway, the light is off in both the “lobby” (random downstairs room with random stuff in it) and the stairs and hallways. We get into our room and it’s actually quite nice. (Though, to save money, the toilet paper rolls do not have holes in them.)
r.      Walk, hang out in supermarket for several hours (price comparison, dorm planning, towels, awesome). Xin invites me to grill some items at a BBQ cart, really tasty.
s.     Walk back, adventure getting back into locked hotel (Ripoff #2, the cigarette dude said he’d leave the door open but neither the door, nor his shmidbaggedy self, were open for business when we returned) After failing to call the tour guide, whose number was on Xin’s phone back in the hotel, we go around back and knock on the door of a family living in the same building. Kindly lady lets us into the hotel. Xin’s good at solving these problems—he’s quick to think and explore and not afraid to knock on doors.
t.      Finish BBQ, write log, post log, hit the hay.   

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