Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Photos!

Hi everyone! You may think I've been remiss in documenting the visual aspects of my trip. Not remiss, you see--I have many photos--merely lazy, since mixing photos and text is an arduous exercise.
Not to to worry! You can still see all the photos from my trip--or at least, the ones the airport wifi has been able to upload to date--right here.

China Trip Photos Google Drive Folder

Photos from Xin's phone will also, eventually, be supported by this open-source trip documentation. Enjoy!
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9/12/16: An Educational Experience

1.     9/12/16
a.     Wake up early to visit Xin’s old schools. School visit!
b.     Arrive just in time for a class at Xin’s old middle school. Greeted incredibly enthusiastically by the students. Even though they’re at one of the wealthiest schools in one of the biggest cities in China, they don’t see many foreigners. It’s an English class. First I get to watch the teacher correcting HW, very by-the-exercise book, interesting. Then Xin and I get called up to the front, to introduce ourselves and talk about American culture! I’m loving it. All these younger kids, so excited, asking lots of questions. Free question session at the end is a bit weird though! Several girls ask questions like, I can’t edit out the weirdness, “How do I get the phone number of a guy in America? (at least that girl had actually met a cute guy on a foreign exchange program), “What do you prefer, sexy or cute?” and the related “What body shape do you like?” Jeez. Didn’t know how to answer those. To #2 I was like “what about intelligent? Interesting? Trustworthy?” To #1 I was like, “can’t help you, only had 1 girlfriend” which got a good laugh.
c.     At the end took a group picture, hope to post that soon. Super awesome.
d.     Then Xin’s teacher gave us a tour. Highlight of that was the cafeteria, which had so many different kinds of high-class foods. Super wealthy school, Xin got in cuz he had excellent grades. The school, we learned, is half public half private. We got to eat in the teacher’s cafeteria, which was a crazy buffet. Many thanks to Xin’s teacher for a great tour!
e.     Awesome underground sports courts.
f.      Elementary school!
g.     Went through multiple classrooms with Xin’s elementary teacher Lucy, introducing myself, having the classroom try out basic English phrases on me. Everyone was so excited! In the last classroom I went to, youngest grade, kids crowded around me, saying “Hello” and “How are you” and wanting my signature (?!) on their English notebooks. I got to “teach” them the days of the week (<Repeat after me> Monday! <Class> Monday!). Weird thing, at beginning of class, students came up and recited passages in English, then the teacher asked me to “judge” them, give them a number from 90 to 100. Dodged that one long enough for other students to weigh in, then I picked the highest of their values.
h.     After the class, students ushered me out, asking questions, following me as I walked away. My 5 minutes in the sun! :D
i.       School visit was crazy fun! I even asked about being an English teacher. Pay isn’t very good but there’s lots of positions available if you know rudimentary Chinese and have perfect native English. @OlderSister: Something to consider, as an alternative to homelessness :D
j.       Visited Xin’s dad at the school where he worked, then:
k.     Haircut with Xin! Got a haircut for the tip on a haircut in the US--$2. The guy does a really good job, even washes my hair, twice, and I feel really bad not giving him more, but you can’t tip in China L
l.       Water park adventure after dinner! Basically we try to go to a water park, can’t get my Uber to work (don’t want to use Xin’s uber cuz it’s hooked to his dad’s credit card), and after a determined Leroy sprint to the light rail station, hauling across town, getting a taxi, finally get to the water park and it’s closed. But then as we’re driving back Xin points out Chongqing University and we stop the cab and take a look. Xin immediately meets a computer science student, Jong Jo, who gives us a tour of the whole campus(!) Ends up with me getting into a game of 3-on-3 hoops with Jong at the central lit hoops courts, which are teeming with people at 9:30 at night. So much fun! Xin buys me water while I’m playing, perhaps the most in-the-moment appreciated kind gesture I’ve received out of all the kind gestures from everyone this trip J.
m.    Dripping sweat, take taxi all the way home for $7, shower, pack, and retire.

n.     Leaving CQ early in the morning tomorrow! This concludes these Leroy Chronicles.

9/11/16: The Jungle

1.     9/11/16
a.     Sleep in, lazy lunch.
b.     Go with Xin to retail markets recommended by Xin’s mom, where you go if you’re looking for a deal and not the cachet of shopping at a pricey shopping mall. This part of town is absolutely teeming. Whatever chaos of sidewalk vendors and stores I’ve described before, this is 2x. And the streets are so crowded. There are giant bales of… stuff… out on the sidewalks. Giant bales. People unpacking, wrapping, hawking, an explosion of the stores and warehouses right out onto the sidewalks.
c.     Get incredible shave ice and fruit thing, with like 10 different toppings, for 6 yuan ($1).
d.     Finally find first store Xin’s stepmother recommends. I’m shocked to discover the setup is like the cell phone retailer—tons upon tons of individual retailers, no listed prices. My eyes get sore almost immediately, dazzled by so many offerings with so little order. Decision-making faculties retract into a tight shell. I get three little binder things and then retreat to satisfying my curiosity. Personally think a well-organized Wal-Mart full of authentically cheap Chinese goods could wipe The Jungle out of business pretty quick. Very radically different from US retail if I have to emphasize that. Malls are similar but this—the WalMart equivalent—is absolutely bizarre. (Hey! A bizarre bazaar. Isn’t that whence the adjective derives?)
e.     Visit Chaotianmen, the place where the two rivers intersect and their different colors of water ribbon out across the expanse. Great view of the whole city.
f.      Special Moon Festival dinner at home. Moon Festival is Thursday, I’m missing it, Xin’s family (incredibly generously) wanted to have me try some of the foods. Xin says it’s because that goofball I met earlier (the police commissioner) is planning his dinner on Thursday and they have to attend, but want to do a family thing. But I’m worried they’re just doing it for me. Anyway, it’s amazing. Sweet sticky rice things, numbing fried chicken, mouthwatering mouse, perforated lotus-root. It’s the one dinner we eat without rice. I wonder if they would eat all dinners without rice if that were monetarily feasible. Afterwards drink beer and regale to Xin’s dad’s stories of catching criminals as a cop.
g.     Learn something incredibly striking about chinese legal system, one reason tour scams are still so common. If you get into a fight over how much you pay for dinner, and for example, the restaurateur stabs you with a knife, in a region where it does no lasting damage—that’s a civil dispute! A civil case! Punishable by 15 days in prison. What. The. Actual. Frick. This means that you can (and this happens often) be totally extorted by people with big knives who run mafia restaurants with tour guides. Blows my mind. Now, as a cop, Xin’s dad is safe from scam, even off duty. Stabbing a cop gets you in real deep trouble.

h.     After dinner, walk with Xin’s dad and Xin, learn martial arts from Xin’s dad, almost get haircut.

9/10/16: Chiaroscuro @ Dazu

1.     9/10/16
a.     Early morning, hit the Dazu carvings! Two-hour ride. My bowels are struggling, so the squat toilet with no toilet paper in an otherwise very respectable bathroom is a bit of a challenge. (Did I mention, the bathroom in Xin’s house has a toilet basin set directly into the floor?! This is called a squat toilet; they are common in China even where ordinary toilets would be just as easy to implement.)
b.     But the carvings are staggeringly cool and beautiful. This is a UNESCO World Heritage site. Carvings go back ~1500 years, mostly Buddhist, but also do homage to Confucian and Taoist ideas. Apparently some Buddhist branches have the concept of Hell—18 levels of it! Hoocoodanode? Xin translates what a tour guide is telling us, which is super nice and helpful.
c.     There is a striking room cut into the rock where the light falls from the window on a disciple or Bodhisattva kneeling before two Buddhas (enlightened people, in my very crude simplification of my very crude understanding). Reminds me of Baroque paintings and chiaroscuro.
d.     There is also a painting of a herdsman with an ox? that reminds me strongly of my History of Cows class. It exemplifies the “bring your cattle to heel, so bring your mind and society to civilization and virtue” theme we studied over and over in the class.
e.     Take two loops around the trail with the carvings.
f.      Drive back, try to find a restaurant for lunch, fail. Go straight home for dinner.

g.     After dinner, consider walking to sports store to get the pennies I had seen there the first day in CQ. Somehow it gets embroiled so Xin’s dad is driving me and Xin. Don’t want to impose, hustle to get pennies, they’re out so I end up getting a bunch of bright yellow athletic tees on clearance. Should work. Stressful and sweaty process for all of us I think.

9/9/16: Good Will (uh, Cell Phone) Hunting

1.     9/9/16
a.     Sleep in, have a good heart-to-heart style talk with Xin in the morning.
b.     Relaxing lunch.
c.     Ping pong.
d.     Trip to downtown.
e.     Go to the new Star Trek movie with Xin. Beforehand we eat a delicious bowl of some frozen things, taro, tea jelly, fruit…

f.      Cell phone hunting before dinner! Go to a crazy mall where there are about 20 independent cell phone retailers, all in their own little boxes in the mall. We ask about the iPhone SE. Each retailer has its own booklet with prices. We get lots of different prices. One retailer offers the ridiculously low price of 1800 yuan, invites us into their little box to see their wares. Eventually we find out, from another retailer, some supposed SE’s actually have 5S motherboards (WTF?!). Crazy experience.